List of treasure chests (Zero)

This is a list of 230 treasure chests in Trails from Zero. Treasure chests only have chest messages (text that appears when the chests are reexamined) in the English releases and English fan translation from The Geofront. Opening every chest and obtaining its item gives an achievement.

Geofront A Sector

Location	Contents	Message
A1 Sector 1F	Tear Balm	The chest is empty.
	Smoke Grenade ×5	The chest is empty.
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×20	The chest is empty. ...Hah! Got you! You thought we forgot, huh? Hahaha, you should see the look on your face!
	Reviving Balm	The chest is empty. ...Or is it? Yes. Yes it is.
A1 Sector 2F	All sepith ×20	The following chest messages were written in an organic, cage-free environment and sourced locally from the Geofront.
	Tear Balm	That's not really a Tear Balm, you know. It's a bottle of my ACTUAL TEARS because of this blatant theft!
	Lighter	You'll take a lost child with you, but not me. I see how it is.
	Battle Scope ×5	Battle Scopes are one way you can scan enemies for the Combat Notebook. You should probably get on that, Detective.
A2 Sector 1F	Curia Balm	Attempting luck skill check... Luck skill check failed. The chest is still empty.
	Marble Ring	You find fingerprints inside the chest that point to the likely culprit behind its contents' theft. Three guesses as to who that is.
	Gentle Coat	You're sucked into the chest and end up in a chest-based world with no way back. Decades go by, your memories of Crossbell fade, and as your life comes to an end, you take your final breath...only to wake up. It was all a dream!
A2 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	But FIRST, a word from our sponsors: Orbal VPN!
	Stride Heels	The higher elements appear to be active in this chest... Unfortunately, there are still no more items.
	Move 3	Monsters: Geralm Rat ×6
		The ventilation here is your biggest fan, and yet you just go and shut it down!

Crossbell City

Location	Contents	Message
West Street (from Villa-Raisins)	Eagle Eye	Wait, you don't live in Villa-Raisins. Get outta here!
		Chapter 3: Please close my lid. Can't you see how much confetti I'm collecting?
		Night (inaccessible): Zzz... Zzz... (The chest appears to be drooling in its sleep.)
Downtown District	Flower Pumps	No wonder no one trusts the police these days. They're out here stealing from us treasure chests!
		Chapter 3: Happy birthday, Crossbell! I got these just for you. Hope they're the right size!
		Night (inaccessible): ...What? I'm not on the clock, so screw off. They don't pay me enough to make witty remarks to players using debug.
Central Square (from Geofront A1)	All sepith ×30	Did you know? The Bell of Crossbell was recovered in S1185, but it was known of long before researchers relocated it. Its documented history dates back to the Middle Ages, and it helped inspire the name 'Crossbell.'
		Chapter 3: For the Anniversary Festival, me and some of my buddies are gonna get together under the Bell of Crossbell and party like it's 1199!
Maison Imelda	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×40	Let's play hide-and-seek. You hide something valuable in me, and then go seek therapy for your kleptomania.
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×40	The chest joins your party! Its MOV is 0, however, so it will wait here.
	Long Barrel	'Hyeh hyeh hyeh!' (Imelda appears to have left a voice recorder in the chest.)
	Sprinters	Y'know, I used to contain a bottle of Grand Chardonnay. I wonder what became of it. Last I heard, it ended up in Liberl.
	Fiber Coat	Monsters: Geralm Rat ×4
		You check the chest and find this text box. It is a very good text box, I assure you. Very well written.
West Street (from Geofront B1)	All sepith ×80	Kept you waiting, huh?
		Chapter 3: I tried to go join the festivities, too, but... I kind of got lost in the B Sector.
		Night (inaccessible): How'd you even get here? Don't you have anything better to do?
Back Alley (from Revache & Co. Warehouse 3F)	Tearal Balm	The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list.
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): I've spent my entire life on top of Revache's factory and this is STILL the worst crime I've ever witnessed.
		Night (inaccessible): You didn't earn that and you know it.
	T-Material	A treasure chest walked into a bar. As it was clearly a mimic, it was instantly slaughtered. Poor thing didn't even get a drink...
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): Whoa, slow your roll there, pal! You can't even DO the quest that's useful for yet.
		Night (inaccessible): The real Tio would be disappointed in you.
Back Alley (from Revache & Co. Armory B1F)	EP 3	So ya finally figured out how to get to me, did ya?
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): Damn tourists, always wandering into places they don't belong... Wait, how ARE you here right now?
		Night (inaccessible): If I catch you using debug again, I'm gonna whoop your de-butt.

East Crossbell Highway

Location	Contents	Message
East Crossbell Highway 1	Teara Balm	AHH! Goddess, it hurts! The grass is clipping right through me!
	Leather Jacket	Welcome to the Crossbell Watchtower. ...We don't know what it's for, either.
East Crossbell Highway 2	Silver Brooch	I thought you were supposed to serve the people! But here you are, helping yourself!
	All sepith ×20	The contents of this chest brought to you by the International Bank of Crossbell. Visit us for premium sepith exchange rates.
East Crossbell Highway 3	EP Charge	It's empty, but the woodwork is amazing! Is it...chestnut?
	Steel Wrist	Can you feel how hard this chest is? I could bench press your entire party.
East Crossbell Highway 4	EP Charge	Sorry. No returns, exchanges, or chest credit.
	Heaven's Eye	Heaven saw that, you know.
	Teara Balm	Wait a second, you're not Adol! WHERE AM I?!
East Crossbell Highway 5	All sepith ×40	My buddy's from Liberl and he got his message written by the original crew of chest writers.
	Range	Monsters: Purple Charlot ×4, Horned Frog ×2
		Yeah, well, my cousin's Erebonian and he didn't even GET a message!
	Aries Gem	Monsters: Master Cryon ×2
		You are now breathing manually. That's my revenge for taking that quartz.

Old Armorica Road

Location	Contents	Message
Old Armorica Road 1	Reviving Balm	Next time, I'm using a lock.
	Grasshoppers	Is the chest half-full or half-empty? Neither. It's completely empty.
	Feather Tackle	I always wanted to be a fisherman but, well... *sob*
	Teara Balm	Don't call me a box! I'm not a box! My cousin's a box and he's a complete idiot!
Old Armorica Road 2	Cool Necklace	The chest is empty and exercises its right to remain silent.
	U-Material	A bracer robbing a chest, I can understand. But a cop? That's low, man.
	Mute	Sure, you stole from me, but it's all water under the bridge now.
Old Armorica Road 3	Reviving Balm	Growing up, I always wanted to be a dancer... My father made me take up boxing, though.
	All sepith ×20	I hope your pockets are now Lloyded with sepith.
	Attack 2	Monsters: Helmet Hunter ×6
		I'd put a joke about law enforcement here, but it'd be a bit of a cop-out.
	EP Charge	After that string of chest thefts in Liberl, you would think they'd have some locks installed.
	Proxy Puppet	There are some...peculiar magazines inside the chest. You decide to leave them where they are, despite Randy's protests...
	Curia Balm	Back in my day, we had to work HARD for our curia balms. And we definitely wouldn't have 99 of them in our second playthrough. No, siree.

Armorica Village

Location	Contents	Message
North Hut	EP Cut 1	You're really going to take that EP Cut 1? Haven't the Armoricans been through enough?

Ursula Road

Location	Contents	Message
Ursula Road 2	Coral Ring	If the CPD found out who stole from me, you'd be unempLloyd.
	EP Charge	As you walk away with a mediocre item, you fail to notice that the chest itself is made of priceless Zemurian Ore.
Ursula Road 3	Reviving Balm	Did it just get a lot Brighter out here?
	Rune Cloth	Monsters: Backlash ×8
		Thanks, actually. I needed to get that off my chest.
	Impede 1	This tree didn't IMPEDE you from seeing me.
Ursula Road 4	Tinkle Earrings	Amongst chests, it's not what's on the inside that counts, but what's on the outside.
	EP Charge	If that's Stargazer's Tower, does this make me Towergazer's Chest?
	All sepith ×20	Y'know, I used to work at St. Ursula's Medical College for a bit, but I quit because I couldn't stand their uniforms. They were just so tight around the chest.
Ursula Road Side Path	Capricorn Gem	Monsters: Gordi Ossa ×2
		Haven't you checked your workout schedule? Today's leg day, not chest day!
	Teara Balm	In a flash of entrepreneurial inspiration, you decide to pin a notice to the chest: 'For rent. Newly renovated interior. 200 mira/month.'
	Cast	Oh, great. I'm going to stay like this forever, aren't I?
	Curia Balm	How about you do your job and actually arrest someone for once? Yourselves, in this case.

Mainz Mountain Path

Location	Contents	Message
Mainz Mountain Path 2	Blind	Tell you what. If you promise you'll never open another chest again, I'll forgive you for this one.
Mainz Mountain Path 3	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×50	You find a notebook with a gauntlet on it. You decide to leave it in case the owner comes back.
	Luminous Glasses	Heh. I'm giving you that for free 'cause I know before long, you'll come crawlin' back for more.
Mainz Mountain Path 4	Virgo Gem	Monsters: Armored Hydra ×2
		It is unbecoming for a law enforcer to be this greedy. You lose 15 DP.
Mainz Mountain Path - Side Path	EP Charge	Chest messaging rates may apply.
	Teara Balm	Inside the chest, you discover the secret city of Chestbell.
Mainz Mountain Path - Tunnel	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×50	Inside the chest, you find a big goose egg.
	Engineer Boots	Monsters: Mottled Killer ×4, Mottled Murder ×2
		You took everything from me... Everything! ... Well, at least I still have my charming personality.
Mainz Mountain Path - Moon Temple Path	Bulletproof Jacket	Help! I'm careening off of a cliff! I think my S-Brakes were cut!
	Teara Balm	I had hoped that Phantom Thief B would be the one to loot me. I guess I'm not beautiful enough. *whimper*
Mainz Mountain Path 5	Reviving Balm	Your investigation into the theft of this chest comes up empty, much like the chest itself. You conveniently ignore the fact that you are the thief.
		Night (inaccessible): Did you cheat to get this chest message? Hmm, no, probably not. I bet you're just reading this from the database, huh?

Mainz Mine

Location	Contents	Message
Mainz Mine - Lower Tunnels	Teara Balm	Don't let the spelling fool you into thinking this place didn't actually name itself 'Mines Mining Village.'
	HP 2	Ah HA! I'm actually an undercover chest working for the Chest Police Department. You're busted, buster!
	Reviving Balm	The real treasure is buried underneath, but you'll never be able to move me! NEVER!
	Martial Arts Uniform	Dammit, rookie! I've been working undercover as a chest for 12 years and you just blew everything!
Mainz Mine - Abandoned	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×100	Did you hear about the woman who had a craving for goldia sepith? She just wanted some space, man.
	Defense 3	I'm not empty. I'm making a statement.
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×100	Mine your own business.
	Reviving Balm	Your request for a rare, ultra powered quartz from before the Septian Calendar is being processed. Please stand by.
	Curia Balm	I'll let you in on a little secret. There was more than one item in here, but someone beat you to it and took the good stuff. The bad stuff? You're holding it.
	Battle Boots	Monsters: Winged Ant ×8
		Annoyed at having to check every treasure chest twice? You should treasure these chest messages while you can. After all, one day, they might not be there anymore...
	EP Charge	Just think. If you spent less time harassing chests, you could have already finished this support request.
	Gladiator Headband	You peer deep inside the chest once again, only to bump your head against the lid as you stand back up. Serves you right.

West Crossbell Highway

Location	Contents	Message
West Crossbell Highway 1	Reviving Balm	Made you look. ...Well, actually, three games worth of expectations made you look, but I'm still taking credit.
	EP Charge	A note inside of the treasure chest reads: 'I already have 99, so you guys take this one. - Estelle'
West Crossbell Highway 2	Cancer Gem	Monsters: Sage Creepy Sheep ×8
		Don't worry. I'll restock in time for New Game Plus.
	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×60	Can you close my lid? I don't want a bird to build a nest inside me or something.
	Tear Balm	You're from the city? Do you know my pal, Lyd? He comes by all the time to watch the trains.
	Move 2	Does the phrase 'unlawful search and seizure' ring any bells for you?
West Crossbell Highway 3	EP Charge	Someone should EP Charge you with theft.
	Proxy Puppet	Mya~uun. Nya~on.
West Crossbell Highway 4	Strega-Σ	Monsters: Flaming Geenew ×6
		You look back in the chest, thinking you might have missed something, and find a tiny bearded man in a pointy hat doing a little dance.
	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×60	The true result of the Non-Aggression Pact is not technological exchange, but the spread of talkative treasure chests previously native to Liberl.
	Teara Balm	Disappointed with the chest's lack of contents, you close it. One could call this...an open-and-shut case.
West Crossbell Highway 5	EP Charge II	I'm on the highway to BELL(guard) ♪ On the highway to BELL(guard) ♪ Highway to BELL(guard) ♪
	U-Material	For a detective, you sure do return to the scene of the crime a lot.

Tangram Gate

Location	Contents	Message
Tangram Gate 2F Balcony	Soldier Suit	How did Clarice Seeker decide her eldest daughter's name? She wanted to raise a girl who could take no L's.

Bellguard Gate

Location	Contents	Message
Bellguard Gate 2F Balcony	Iron Leggings	Am I the only who thinks the name 'Bellguard' is just a little on the nose?
		From the entrance map (inaccessible): Getting over barriers wasn't enough, so you had to go and start breaking boundaries, too?

Geofront B Sector

Location	Contents	Message
B1 Sector 1F	U-Material	Barrier? I hardly know her!
	EP Charge	Crossbell is so advanced that even this chest is connected to the orbal network. Can you believe it?
B1 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	I wish I were a safe.
	Soldier Suit	Monsters: Geenewna ×4, Blood Monad ×2
		Cross my bell and hope to die With a tonfa, give me a black eye Wait a moment; I spoke a lie--seriously, don't hit me. HEY!
	EP Cut 2	Monsters: Jet Tortoise ×4, Blood Monad ×2
		Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the chest.
	Curia Balm	The orbal net is for Pom Pom Party.
B2 Sector 1F	All sepith ×200	Tell me, in great detail, just where exactly you're going to fit all of that sepith.
	Celestial Balm	You've played this game twice and still don't understand that open means empty?
	Tearal Balm	Where does that ladder upstairs lead, you ask? I...actually don't know, either. I wish I knew.
	Move 3	How nice of you to play again! ...You DID use your own file, didn't you?
	Tearal Balm	While you're here, don't forget to like, comment, and chestscribe.
	Celestial Balm	If you get any more handsy, I'm going to have to do your job for you and take you in myself!
	Celestial Balm	The chest reaches into your pocket and retrieves the item.
	All sepith ×200	Ahh! I can finally breathe, now that I don't have that deviated septium anymore.
	Freeze	I actually have an even better treasure in me. The two who sold it to me said it was invisible to incompetent people, and clearly they were telling the truth.
B2 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	Protected by: Executor
		You just gave me indichestion.
	Gladiator Belt	Protected by: Executor
		I'm glad you came to see me again, but I really need some 'me' time right now.
	Grail Locket	Aidios will remember that.
	Zeram Powder	In the end, maybe the real Zero was the friends we made along the way. ...Wait.

Stargazer's Tower

Location	Contents	Message
1F	Reviving Balm	Sorry, I'll need to ask you to take a seat and wait for now. I'm very busy, so I'll be with you shortly. I am the Chest Executive Officer, after all.
	Stamp Jumpers	Monsters: Living Axe ×4, Living Shield ×2
		What do you say when your divine wolf sneezes? ...Goodhoundzeit!
2F	Proxy Puppet	I hear the Strega Corporation made a job offer to Noel. Please look forward to the latest in Zemurian footwear: Noel Sneakers.
	Celestial Balm	I haven't been opened in 500 years... I can finally move on to the next life. Thank you...
3F	Leo Gem	Monsters: Iron Stark ×3
		You came back! You actually came back for me!
4F	EP 2	In loving memory of Daniel Scott Tijerina, our fallen hero who exemplified the indomitable spirit of Crossbell.
	Curia Balm	You know what they say: ... I wouldn't know, though. I spend all my time here.
5F	Teara Balm	Upon further inspection, you found a Zeram Capsule. ...Pfft. You wish.
	Holy Chain	Monsters: Death Slugger ×4, Shadow Beast ×2
		Legends say that if you kill 777 Shining Poms and come back here...you will find this chest is still empty.

Ancient Battlefield

Location	Contents	Message
Ancient Battlefield 1	Teara Balm	Inside, you find a shirt that reads 'I checked this chest twice and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.' You decide to not take it with you.
	U-Material	Uh... Ugh... (That item was for Chestlene's schoolin'...)
	Celestial Balm	We chestfolk are actually in the middle of a war. I can't give you more items because I'm rationing. Good luck with your quest, though.
	Curia Balm	I should really think about getting a roof installed.
	Hit 3	H-How did you see me?
Ancient Battlefield 2	Heal	Monsters: Living Totem ×4, Cursed Shield ×2
		My parents warned me that bad chests go to Gehenna where they can never speak.
	Proxy Puppet	Perhaps one day, scholars will finally be able to answer the question: Randy or Lando?
	Teara Balm	As you look in the chest, a bright light goes off. 'AHA! I've got photographic proof! I'm taking this straight to the Crossbell News Service!' ...You quickly close the lid and leave.
Underground Passage	Celestial Balm	Hah! Looking for more? You'll never be able to crack my secret compartment! ...Especially since I can't even figure out how to open the thing.
	Horizon Rod	Use it well, comrade in rods.
	Teara Balm	Please take our chest satisfaction survey.
	Celestial Balm	You need the 'More Chest Messages' DLC to view this message.
Ancient Battlefield 3	HP 3	Seeing the stark emptiness of the chest, you rethink your actions. You don't end up putting the item back, but it's the thought that counts, right?
		Night (inaccessible): Ironic that in a game starring police detectives that uphold the law, there are players like you who just want to break all the rules.
	U-Material	Inside the chest you find a smaller chest. Inside that chest is an even smaller chest. Inside that is another even smaller chest. Inside that chest...
		Night (inaccessible): Inside the chest, you find...the truth! Wow, no wonder it was so hard to reach!
	EP Charge	If a cluttered chest is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what's an empty chest a sign of? A no-good thief!
		Night (inaccessible): You find a Mishy plush inside of the chest. A lone tear rolls down its cheek as it is disappointed in you for breaking the game.
	Battle Jacket	I'm not actually a chestfolk, I'm a mimic. I ate the last group of people who tried to loot me, though, so I'm full right now. You can go.
		Night (inaccessible): You don't have to go back to the SSS building but you can't stay here.
Ancient Battlefield 4	Teara Balm	You check the chest to see it full of fan mail addressed to the SSS. It's sweet, but you wonder how it got there.
	Scent	Monsters: Living Totem ×4, Cursed Shield ×2
		You may have met my brethren. Between you and me...they're a little unhinged.

Moon Temple

Location	Contents	Message
Chapel	Curia Balm	You look, but there are no small children in THIS trunk.
	Celestial Balm	With the item you took still in your hand, you look at the chest. It looks back at you with an expression that says '...Bruh.'
Catacomb	Celestial Balm	You feel a sharp gaze stare at you from inside the void. Whose eyes are those?
	Iron Shoes	Monsters: Dullahan ×3
		This chest is as empty as your soul! Chestkind ill needs a looter such as you!
Quarters	Fish Darts	It's better to have had treasure and been looted than to have never had treasure at all.
	Courageous Hotpot	I hope that hotpot teaches you a lesson about taking what isn't yours.
	Bombelet Rice	This chest is important foreshadowing. You just don't know it yet.
	EP Charge II	Huh...? Uh, you want a chest message...? Um, just a sec... In the middle of a Pom Party match right now...
	Action 3	Chests can't be arrested, you know.
	Black Suit	Monsters: Vargem ×4, Hammer Dwarf ×2
		First the Bracer Guild, then the CPD... Now the CGF is helping rob chests, too?!
Garden	EP Cut 3	Bad news, pal. You're looking at the baddest jaeger in all of chestern Zemuria.
	Celestial Balm	Rude.

Revache & Co.

Location	Contents	Message
Main Building	Teara Balm	Hey! You're stickin' your Gnosis in places they don't belong.
	EP Charge II	New from Revache: Marconi and cheese!
Warehouse 1F	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×200	In Crossbell...first you get the sepith, then you get the mira, then you get the women.
	Confuse	Monsters: Killer Hammerhead ×4
		Presenting an all-new menu item: the Special Support Set! Comes with Pork Tenderlloyds, Elie Mac'N'cheese, and Randy's Roasted Brocc-Orlando, all on a Tio Plate! And for dessert? Get over a slice of Bluebarrier Pie!
	Hit 3	Annie's not okay. She wants you to Arrest the Smooth Criminal.
Warehouse 2F	Impede 3	You find a small pile of chest messages that were deemed unsuitable for a commercial release.
Warehouse 3F	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×200	Do you have a warrant, officer?
Armory 3F	Teara Balm	Revache stole that item from someone. Please return it to its original owner.
	Divine Cloth	Just when I thought I was out...they loot me again.
Armory 2F	Curia Balm	Hey! No Lloydering.
Armory 1F	Proxy Puppet	In the chest is a Get Out of Jail Free card! You place the chest under arrest. The charge: facilitating a jailbreak.
	Full Metal Coat	Monsters: Tri-Attacker R, Tri-Attacker C, Tri-Attacker S, Beep Seeker
		You murderer! Those monsters were lawful tenants who paid rent!
	Dual Guarders	Upon searching the chest a second time, you discover the hoops that had to be jumped through in order to implement these messages.
Armory B1F	Celestial Balm	Which idiot named it 'insomnia' and not 'resisting a rest'?

St. Ursula Medical College

Location	Contents	Message
Research Ward 1F	Celestial Balm	I swear I was just holding it for a friend.
Research Ward 2F	Curia Balm	I have a sinking feeling in my chest.
Research Ward 3F	Scorpio Gem	The surgery to remove the foreign object was successful. The chest just needs to be closed up and allowed a full recovery. Good job.
Research Ward 4F	EP Charge II	*cough* *cough*...*COUGH* *cough* Sorry about that. I'm feeling a bit conchested.
	EP Cut 3	I've heard if you interact with this chest 100 times while syncing your button presses perfectly to the BGM and having your entire party's levels be prime numbers, you'll unlock Arios as a permanent party member...
	Stellar Pendulum	I am the renowned chest specialist, Dr. Trey Shure, PhD. Thank you for saving me from those hooligans.

Sun Fort

Location	Contents	Message
First Stratum	EP Charge II	Gazing at the chest, you offer a moment of silence.
	Lunar Pendulum	The amount of things in this chest now equals the game's title. Thanks a lot for that.
	Deep Ocher	Not even the Aureole can match your obsession with empty space.
	Curia Balm	Hey, now that you're in the final stretch, you don't need to hoard all your rare consumables anymore. ...Right?
	Celestial Balm	Abandon all hope, ye who open me.
	Tearal Balm	Mafia, assassins, corrupt politicians, and a drug-dealing cult. Hell of a day, eh?
	All sepith ×200	Is that: All Element Sepith x200 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
	EP Charge II	An unassuming-looking, middle-aged scholar who turns out to be evil? In MY Trails game?! ...It's more likely than you think.
	All sepith ×200	I AM WATCHING YOU.
	S-Tablet	You know, I bet you can resolve this whole thing peacefully if you challenge the good doctor to a fishing duel.
	Ares Greaves	Monsters: Zan Su ×2, Prairie Bat ×4
		If you grind your teeth in an RPG, do they get stronger?
	Curia Balm	Every time you take something that's not yours from a chest, Aidios punches a baby pom.
	Proxy Puppet	If you think about it, a chest is just a barrier between you and what's inside. And since when have you let those stop you?
	EP Charge II	I came here from Liberl to hide from a bracer couple that kept looting my fri-- YOU TWO!
	Lost Campbell	Monsters: Zan Su ×2, Prairie Bat ×4
		YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY SIGHT.
Second Stratum	Evergreen	To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!
	Harmonia Boots	Monsters: Hellhound ×4
		Lloyd and friends can get over barriers, but they sure can't get over stealing from treasure chests.
	Curia Balm	If I were a trader, how much would my Hay be Worth? Do you think I could Renne a business off of it?
	Tearal Balm	Apparently, Arios has been thinking of challenging Cassius Bright to a duel. If you ask me, he should just stay in his MacLaine.
	Defender	Monsters: Hellhound ×4
		Detective Bannings... TEAR! DOWN! THIS! BARRIER!
	EP Charge II	You know there's no achievement for reading all of these, right?
	Celestial Balm	Just how badly do you have to screw up cooking a Sincere Lunchbox for it to become a Prank Box, anyway?
Third Stratum	10,000 mira	As you peer inside, you're assaulted by an unholy cacophony of voices, shrilly shouting at you. Making demands, repeating your failures, questioning your worth. Knowing you've only ever given your best effort, you ignore them.
	Sigma Drive	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		Sure, Randy's a great guy, but... Do you ever wonder what happened to Ranay, Ranby, and Rancy?
	10,000 mira	How do I deal with having my treasures stolen? Stiff upper lid, my boy. Stiff upper lid.
	All sepith ×200	Someone stored Gnosis inside me and next thing I knew, I was in this cell.
	Florentin	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		I AM COMING FOR YOU.
	Tearal Balm	Inside the chest, you find something greater than Aidios and worse than Gehenna! Something the poor have and the rich need! Don't try eating it, though.
	Attack 3	The chest has been stricken with the 'Curse of Kiseki.' Sadly, nothing else will come out of it for years.
	EP Charge II	I'm a well-known gambler among chestfolk. You can call me Gambler Jack-in-the-Box.
	Passionate Rouge	It was the chest of times, it was the worst of times...
	Curia Balm	I expected nothing, and I'm still disappointed.
	Curia Balm	Chest contains nothing, but you can't carry any more, so you left it there.
	Celestial Balm	You discover all of Anton's old love letters. After reading one, you can't bring yourself to read the others.
	Still Blue	I did my job as a chest. Now you do yours.
	Water & Ice	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. GiveitbackgiveitbackgiveitbackgiveitbackGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACK
	Astraia	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		How can Estelle spin her staff so fast? Because it's a hurry-cane!
	Evade 3	The chest asks if you will take it with you. It wants to see the world, particularly Calvard. Sadly, chests don't make good pets.
	Aurora Dress	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		I HAVE FOUND YOU. TURN AROUND.
	All sepith ×200	This is what I get for opening myself up to others.
	Solar Pendulum	As you gaze at the empty chest, you convince yourself that your friends are the only treasure you'll ever need.
	Meghaduta	You're going to love the sequel. It's called Trails to One.
Fourth Stratum	Orion Guard	Monsters: Golden Statue, Rip Throat ×4
		Okay, so you opened me and took my item, but, like... What do I do now?
	Tearal Balm	Hello, darkness, my old friend... I've come to be looted again...
	EP Charge II	You grimace in horror at the anatomically correct treasure chest.
	Tearal Balm	If you're looking for self-help books, there's one I recommend called 'Getting Over Barriers.' It's located in the special support section.
	Curia Balm	Just as this chest is hidden in a horrid place, so too is treasure hidden in each person, no matter how horrid they seem on the outside.
	Celestial Balm	In overcoming the barriers that lie before you, may you serve as a guide, that others may overcome their own.
	Celestial Balm	You've been demanding it, so here it is. The long-awaited sequel: Trails in the Chest, Pt. II! ...What do you mean the game's almost over?
	Celestial Balm	If this was your first playthrough and you were expecting to get the treasure chest achievement just now...yeah. That's only possible in NG+. Sorry.

Messages in Geofront version

Geofront A Sector

Location	Contents	Message
A1 Sector 1F	Tear Balm	Welcome to the Geofront. I promise this dungeon won't take as long as the other Geofront.
	Smoke Grenade ×5	What? You thought that because it's a fan translation, all you would find is 'The chest is empty'?
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×20	The Geofront team developed PTSD arguing whether to name it the CPD or the CSPD.
	Reviving Balm	Signs and equipment were left down here so that this place would be perfectly serviceable.
A1 Sector 2F	All sepith ×20	Why do they call it the GeoFRONT if it's under the city? ...Thank you. I'll be here all game.
	Tear Balm	Phase 1: Collect Tear Balm Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit
	Lighter	You'll take a lost child with you, but not me. I see how it is.
	Battle Scope ×5	Battle Scopes are one way you can scan enemies for the Combat Notebook. You should probably get on that, Detective.
A2 Sector 1F	Curia Balm	Luck skill checked... Luck skill check failed. The chest is still empty.
	Marble Ring	You find fingerprints inside the chest that point to the likely culprit. Three guesses as to who that is.
	Gentle Coat	You are sucked into the chest. A teacher forces you to write 'I will not steal from treasure chests' 100 times on a chalkboard before you can leave.
A2 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	But FIRST, a word from our sponsors: Orbal VPN!
	Stride Heels	The higher elements appear to be active in this chest... Unfortunately, there are still no more items.
	Move 3	Monsters: Geralm Rat ×6
		Support Section off in this oh ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪ Watch me crank dat, fan control ♪

Crossbell City

Location	Contents	Message
West Street (from Villa-Raisins)	Eagle Eye	Wait, you don't live in Villa-Raisins. Get outta here!
		Chapter 3: Please close my lid. Can't you see how much confetti I'm collecting?
		Night (inaccessible): Zzz... Zzz... (The chest appears to be drooling in its sleep.)
Downtown District	Flower Pumps	No wonder no one trusts the police these days. They're out here stealing from us treasure chests!
		Chapter 3: Happy birthday, Crossbell! It's Usher! *Xbox 360 sound*
		Night (inaccessible): ...What? I'm not on the clock, so screw off. They don't pay me enough to make witty remarks to players using debug.
Central Square (from Geofront A1)	All sepith ×30	Did you know? The Bell of Crossbell was recovered in S1185, but it was known of long before researchers relocated it. Its documented history dates back to the Middle Ages, and it helped inspire the name 'Crossbell'.
		Chapter 3: Is celebrating the Anniversary Festival underneath the Bell of Crossbell weird or the most appropriate way to celebrate Crossbell imaginable?
Maison Imelda	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×40	Let's play hide-and-seek. You hide something valuable in me, and then go seek therapy for kleptomania.
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×40	The chest joins your party! It will wait here.
	Long Barrel	'Nyeh nyeh nyeh!' (Imelda appears to have left a voice recorder in the chest.)
	Sprinters	I wonder how the Grand Chardonnay I used to have ended up.
	Fiber Coat	Monsters: Geralm Rat ×4
		You check the chest and find this text box. It is a very good text box, I assure you. Very well written.
West Street (from Geofront B1)	All sepith ×80	Kept you waiting, huh?
		Chapter 3: I tried to go join the festivities, too, but... I kind of got lost in the B Sector.
		Night (inaccessible): How'd you even get here? Don't you have anything better to do?
Back Alley (from Revache & Co. Warehouse 3F)	Tearal Balm	The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list.
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): I've spent my entire life on top of Revache's factory and this is STILL the worst crime I've ever witnessed.
		Night (inaccessible): You didn't earn that and you know it.
	T-Material	A treasure chest walked into a bar. Obviously it was a mimic and immediately slaughtered. Poor thing didn't even get a drink...
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): You can't even DO the quest that's useful for yet. Baby... What is you doin'?
		Night (inaccessible): The real Tio would be disappointed in you.
Back Alley (from Revache & Co. Armory B1F)	EP 3	So ya finally figured out how to get to me, did ya?
		Chapter 3 (inaccessible): Damn tourists always wandering into places they don't belong... Wait, how ARE you here right now?
		Night (inaccessible): If I catch you using debug again, I'm gonna whoop your de-butt.

East Crossbell Highway

Location	Contents	Message
East Crossbell Highway 1	Teara Balm	AHHH! Goddess, it hurts! The grass is clipping right through me!
	Leather Jacket	Welcome to the Crossbell Watchtower. ...We don't know what it's for, either.
East Crossbell Highway 2	Silver Brooch	I thought you were supposed to serve the people!
	All sepith ×20	The contents of this chest brought to you by the International Bank of Crossbell. Visit us for premium sepith exchange rates.
East Crossbell Highway 3	EP Charge	It's empty, but the woodwork is amazing! Is it...chestnut?
	Steel Wrist	Can you feel how hard this chest is? I could bench press your entire party.
East Crossbell Highway 4	EP Charge	Sorry. No returns, exchanges, or chest credit.
	Heaven's Eye	NORVEMBER
	Teara Balm	Hi, I'm Chest McClure. You may remember me from such Falcom games as...
East Crossbell Highway 5	All sepith ×40	My buddy's from Liberl and he got his message written by a professional.
	Range	Monsters: Purple Charlot ×4, Horned Frog ×2
		Yeah, well, my cousin's Erebonian and he didn't even GET a message!
	Aries Gem	Monsters: Master Cryon ×2
		You are now breathing manually. That's my revenge for taking that quartz.

Old Armorica Road

Location	Contents	Message
Old Armorica Road 1	Reviving Balm	Next time, I'm using a lock.
	Grasshoppers	Is the chest half-full or half-empty? Neither. It's completely empty.
	Feather Tackle	I always wanted to be a fisherman but, well... *sob*
	Teara Balm	Don't call me a box! I'm not a box! My cousin's a box and he's a complete idiot!
Old Armorica Road 2	Cool Necklace	The chest is empty and exercises its right to remain silent.
	U-Material	A bracer assaulting a chest, I can understand. But a cop? That's low, man.
	Mute	If my wish come true, I want to become a bird. Even if I lose everything else, someday I want to go to the place of memories with him.
Old Armorica Road 3	Reviving Balm	What is Zemuria's favorite brand of popcorn? Orbal Redenbacher.
	All sepith ×20	I hope your pockets are now Lloyded with sepith.
	Attack 2	Monsters: Helmet Hunter ×6
		I'd put a joke about law enforcement here, but it'd be a bit of a cop-out.
	EP Charge	After that string of chest thefts in Liberl, you would think they'd have some locks installed.
	Proxy Puppet	There are some...peculiar magazines inside the chest. You decide to leave them where they are, despite Randy's protests...
	Curia Balm	Back in my day, we had to work HARD for our curia balms. And we definitely wouldn't have 99 of them on our second playthrough. No, siree.

Armorica Village

Location	Contents	Message
North Hut	EP Cut 1	You're really going to take that EP Cut 1? Haven't the Armoricans been through enough?

Ursula Road

Location	Contents	Message
Ursula Road 2	Coral Ring	If the CPD found out who stole from me, you'd be unempLloyd.
	EP Charge	As you walk away with a mediocre item, you fail to notice that the chest itself is made of priceless Zemurian Ore.
Ursula Road 3	Reviving Balm	Did it just get a lot Brighter out here?
	Rune Cloth	Monsters: Backlash ×8
		Thanks, actually. I needed to get that off my chest.
	Impede 1	This tree didn't IMPEDE you from seeing me.
Ursula Road 4	Tinkle Earrings	Amongst chests, it's not what's on the inside that counts, but what's on the outside.
	EP Charge	If that's Stargazer's Tower, does this make me Towergazer's Chest?
	All sepith ×20	If you're 'down' with the 'sickness,' then maybe you should get yourself checked-in to St. Ursula Medical College.
Ursula Road Side Path	Capricorn Gem	Monsters: Gordi Ossa ×2
		Haven't you checked your workout schedule? Today's leg day, not chest day!
	Teara Balm	In a flash of entrepeneurial inspiration, you decide to pin a notice to the chest: 'For rent. Newly renovated interior. 200 mira/month.'
	Cast	Oh, great. I'm going to stay like this forever, aren't I?
	Curia Balm	How about you do your job and actually arrest someone for once? Yourselves, in this case.

Mainz Mountain Path

Location	Contents	Message
Mainz Mountain Path 2	Blind	Music trivia: This area's music was composed by Sonoda between Trails in the Sky FC and SC, during Gurumin and Xanadu Next's developments. Codename: XP092-2.
Mainz Mountain Path 3	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×50	You find a notebook with a gauntlet on it. You decide to leave it in case the owner comes back.
	Luminous Glasses	I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the keyhole.
Mainz Mountain Path 4	Virgo Gem	Monsters: Armored Hydra ×2
		It is unbecoming for a law enforcer to be this greedy. You lose 15 DP.
Mainz Mountain Path - Side Path	EP Charge	Chest messaging rates may apply.
	Teara Balm	Inside the chest, you discover the secret city of Chestbell.
Mainz Mountain Path - Tunnel	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×50	I guess you could say the contents of this chest add up to...zero.
	Engineer Boots	Monsters: Mottled Killer ×4, Mottled Murder ×2
		Police brutality!
Mainz Mountain Path - Moon Temple Path	Bulletproof Jacket	Help! I'm careening off of a cliff! I think my S-Brakes were cut!
	Teara Balm	I had hoped that Phantom Thief B would be the one to loot me. I guess I'm not beautiful enough. *whimper*
Mainz Mountain Path 5	Reviving Balm	Your investigation into the theft of this chest comes up empty, much like the chest itself. You conveniently ignore the fact that you are the thief.
		Night (inaccessible): For your use of debug mode, your IP address has been logged. You will be blocked from downloading Trails to ZX Advent.

Mainz Mining Village

Location	Contents	Message
Mainz Mine	HP 2	Ah HA! I'm actually an undercover chest working for the Chest Police Department. You're busted, buster!
	Teara Balm	This is where I would put my item... IF I HAD ONE!
	Reviving Balm	The real treasure is buried underneath, but you'll never be able to move me! NEVER!
	Martial Arts Uniform	Keep up the good work, and you're bound to be a Mainz-stay around here.
Mainz Mine - Abandoned	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×100	Did you hear about the woman who had a craving for goldia sepith? She just wanted some space, man.
	Defense 3	I'm not empty. I'm making a statement.
	Earth, Water, Fire, Wind sepith ×100	Mine your own business.
	Reviving Balm	Your request for a rare, ultra powered quartz from before the Septian Calendar is being processed. Please stand by.
	Curia Balm	I'll let you in on a little secret. There was more than one item in here, but someone beat you to it and took the good stuff. The bad stuff? You're holding it.
	Battle Boots	Monsters: Winged Ant ×8
		Remember when you didn't have to check the treasure chests twice? Ah, those were the days.
	EP Charge	Just think. If you spent less time harassing chests, you could have already finished this support request.
	Gladiator Headband	You peer deep inside the chest once again, only to bump your head against the lid as you stand back up. Serves you right.

West Crossbell Highway

Location	Contents	Message
West Crossbell Highway 1	Reviving Balm	Made you look.
	EP Charge	A note inside of the treasure chest reads: 'I already have 99, so you guys take this one. - Estelle'
West Crossbell Highway 2	Cancer Gem	Monsters: Sage Creepy Sheep ×8
		Don't worry. I'll restock in time for New Game Plus.
	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×60	Can you close my lid? I don't want a bird to build a nest inside me or something.
	Tear Balm	You're from the city? Do you know my pal, Lyd? He comes by all the time to watch the trains.
	Move 2	Does the phrase 'unlawful search and seizure' ring any bells for you?
West Crossbell Highway 3	EP Charge	Someone should EP Charge you with theft.
	Proxy Puppet	Mya~uun. Nya~on.
West Crossbell Highway 4	Strega-Σ	Monsters: Flaming Geenew ×6
		Ahh, I get it. Fish prints. Of course. Fish prints.
	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×60	The true result of the Non-Aggression Pact is not technological exchange, but the spread of talkative treasure chests that previously were only in Liberl.
	Teara Balm	Disappointed with the chest's contents, you close it. One could call this...an open-and-shut case.
West Crossbell Highway 5	EP Charge II	I'm on the highway to BELL(guard) ♪ On the highway to BELL(guard) ♪ Highway to BELL(guard) ♪
	U-Material	For a detective, you sure do return to the scene of the crime a lot.

Tangram Gate

Location	Contents	Message
Tangram Gate 2F Balcony	Soldier Suit	How did Clarice Seeker decide her eldest daughter's name? She wanted to raise a girl who could take no L's.

Bellguard Gate

Location	Contents	Message
Bellguard Gate 2F Balcony	Iron Leggings	Am I the only who thinks the name 'Bellguard' is just a little on the nose?
		From the entrance map (inaccessible): Getting over barriers wasn't enough, so you had to go and start breaking boundaries, too?

Geofront B Sector

Location	Contents	Message
B1 Sector 1F	U-Material	Barrier? I hardly know her!
	EP Charge	Crossbell is so advanced that even this chest is connected to the orbal network. Can you believe it?
B1 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	I wish I were a safe.
	Soldier Suit	Monsters: Geenewna ×4, Blood Monad ×2
		Had it not been for the laws of this autonomous state, I would have slaughtered you.
	EP Cut 2	Monsters: Jet Tortoise ×4, Blood Monad ×2
		Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the chest.
	Curia Balm	Somewhere out there, someone is asking Rixia to show bobs on the orbal net.
B2 Sector 1F	All sepith ×200	Tell me very specifically where you're going to fit all of that sepith.
	Celestial Balm	You've played this game twice and still don't understand that open means empty?
	Tearal Balm	Where does that ladder upstairs lead, you ask? I...actually don't know, either. I wish I knew.
	Move 3	How nice of you to play again! ...You DID use your own file, didn't you?
	Tearal Balm	While you're here, don't forget to like, comment, and chestscribe.
	Celestial Balm	If you get any more handsy, I'm going to have to do your job for you and take you in myself!
	Celestial Balm	The chest reaches into your pocket and retrieves the item.
	All sepith ×200	Dieter chuckled. 'You mean the Chaos Septium?'
	Freeze	I'M ESKIMO. THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
B2 Sector 2F	Teara Balm	Protected by: Executor
		You just gave me indichestion.
	Gladiator Belt	Protected by: Executor
		I'm glad you came to see me again, but I really need some 'me' time right now.
	Grail Locket	Aidios will remember that.
	Zeram Powder	Maybe the real Geofront was the friends we made along the way.

Stargazer's Tower

Location	Contents	Message
1F	Reviving Balm	Please take a seat and wait your turn. I'm a very busy chest. I am the Chest Executive Officer, after all.
	Stamp Jumpers	Monsters: Living Axe ×4, Living Shield ×2
		What do you say when your divine wolf sneezes? ...Goodhoundzeit!
2F	Proxy Puppet	I hear the Strega Corporation made a job offer to Noel. Please look forward to the latest in Zemurian footwear: Noel Sneakers.
	Celestial Balm	I haven't been opened in 500 years... I can finally move on to the next life. Thank you...
3F	Leo Gem	Monsters: Iron Stark ×3
		You came back! You actually came back for me!
4F	EP 2	Fran Seeker is in the wrong world to be seeking France.
	Curia Balm	You know what they say: ... I wouldn't know. I've always been here.
5F	Teara Balm	Upon further inspection, you found a Zeram Capsule. ...Pfft. You wish.
	Holy Chain	Monsters: Death Slugger ×4, Shadow Beast ×2
		Legends say that if you kill 777 Shining Poms and come back here, you will find this chest is still empty.

Ancient Battlefield

Location	Contents	Message
Ancient Battlefield 1	Curia Balm	I should really think about getting a roof installed.
	Hit 3	H-How did you see me?
	Teara Balm	Inside, you find a shirt that reads 'I checked this chest twice and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.' You decide to not take it with you.
	U-Material	You brute! I can't believe you took my chestity like that! You had better take responsibility!
	Celestial Balm	We chest people are actually in the middle of a war. I can't give you more items because I'm rationing. Good luck with your quest, though.
Ancient Battlefield 2	Heal	Monsters: Living Totem ×4, Cursed Shield ×2
		Meh. The NEC PC-8801 version of this chest had a way better soundtrack. It was before your time. You wouldn't get it.
	Proxy Puppet	We're working on a mod that replaces Randy with a pepperoni pizza. Please look forward to it.
	Teara Balm	Did you know that Tria, the receptionist at the Crossbell News Service, has a red pyramid on her desk? ...Well, now you do.
Underground Passage	Celestial Balm	Listen, I'm not that kind of chest. I was drunk and young and I thought it would be okay if it was you.
	Horizon Rod	Use it well, comrade in rods.
	Teara Balm	Please take our chest satisfaction survey.
	Celestial Balm	You need the 'More Chest Messages' DLC to view this message.
Ancient Battlefield 3	HP 3	They say that to err is human. Indeed, by your hands, I am now naught but air.
		Night (inaccessible): Ironic that in a game starring police detectives that uphold the law, there are players like you who just want to break all the rules.
	U-Material	Inside the chest you find a smaller chest. Inside that chest is an even smaller chest. Inside that is another even smaller chest. Inside that chest...
		Night (inaccessible): It's bad enough I'm wasting a week inserting all of these chest messages. On top of it, I have to write unique ones for cheating jerks like you.
	EP Charge	If a cluttered chest is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what's an empty chest a sign of? A no-good thief!
		Night (inaccessible): You find a Mishy plush inside of the chest. A lone tear rolls down its cheek as it is disappointed in you for breaking the game.
	Battle Jacket	You open the chest and peer downward, only to find a clay hand making a certain gesture. Got 'em.
		Night (inaccessible): You don't have to go back to the SSS building but you can't stay here.
Ancient Battlefield 4	Teara Balm	You check the chest to see it full of fan mail addressed to the SSS. It's sweet, but you wonder how it got there.
	Scent	Monsters: Living Totem ×4, Cursed Shield ×2
		You may have met my brethren. Between you and me...they're a little unhinged.

Moon Temple

Location	Contents	Message
Chapel	Curia Balm	You look, but there are no small children in THIS trunk.
	Celestial Balm	My parents warned me that bad chests go to Gehenna where they can never speak.
Catacomb	Celestial Balm	You feel a sharp gaze stare at you from inside the void. Whose eyes are those eyes?
	Iron Shoes	Monsters: Dullahan ×3
		This chest is as empty as your soul! Chestkind ill needs a looter such as you!
Quarters	Fish Darts	It's better to have been looted and lost than to have never been looted at all.
	Courageous Hotpot	Randy met his match at the casino. A girl in a frilly white dress had a good hand and went all-Renne.
	Bombelet Rice	This chest is important foreshadowing. You just don't know it yet.
	EP Charge II	I'd have a witty message, but our lead editor was too busy playing FFXIV.
	Action 3	Chests can't be arrested, you know.
	Black Suit	Monsters: Vargem ×4, Hammer Dwarf ×2
		First the Bracer Guild, then the CPD... Now the CGF is helping rob chests, too?!
Garden	EP Cut 3	Bad news, pal. You're looking at the baddest jaeger in all of chestern Zemuria.
	Celestial Balm	Rude.

Revache & Co.

Location	Contents	Message
Main Building	Teara Balm	Hey! Your Gnosis sticking in places it doesn't belong.
	EP Charge II	New from Revache: Marconi and cheese!
Warehouse 1F	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×200	In Crossbell...first you get the sepith, then you get the mira, then you get the women.
	Confuse	Monsters: Killer Hammerhead ×4
		Getting Over It with Lloyd Bannings & Co.
	Hit 3	Annie's not okay. She wants you to Arrest the Smooth Criminal.
Warehouse 2F	Impede 3	You find a veritable mountain of chest messages that were considered too crude for publication.
Warehouse 3F	Time, Space, Mirage sepith ×200	Do you have a warrant, officer?
Armory 3F	Teara Balm	Revache stole that item from someone. Please return it to its original owner.
	Divine Cloth	Just when I thought I was out...they loot me again.
Armory 2F	Curia Balm	Hey! No Lloydering.
Armory 1F	Proxy Puppet	In the chest is a Get Out of Jail Free card! You place the chest under arrest. The charge: facilitating a jailbreak.
	Full Metal Coat	Monsters: Tri-Attacker R, Tri-Attacker C, Tri-Attacker S, Beep Seeker
		You murderer! Those monsters were lawful tenants who paid rent!
	Dual Guarders	Tio hugs Mishy Randy wants all of the booze Dudley loves his shoes
Armory B1F	Celestial Balm	Which idiot named it 'insomnia' and not 'resisting a rest'?

St. Ursula Medical College

Location	Contents	Message
Research Ward 1F	Celestial Balm	I swear I was just holding it for a friend.
Research Ward 2F	Curia Balm	I have a sinking feeling in my chest.
Research Ward 3F	Scorpio Gem	The surgery to remove the foreign object was successful. The chest just needs to be closed up and allowed a full recovery. Good job.
Research Ward 4F	EP Charge II	*cough* *cough*...*COUGH* *cough* Sorry about that. I'm feeling a bit conchested.
	EP Cut 3	After reexamining the chest, you find something else... IT'S THE BUG OF LEGENDS!
	Stellar Pendulum	Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Ursuline.

Sun Fort

Location	Contents	Message
First Stratum	EP Charge II	Rest in peace, Unsho Ishizuka. Though you may be gone, your voice lives on through Sergei Lou and many others you gave life to.
	Lunar Pendulum	The amount of things in this chest now equals the game's title. Thanks a lot for that.
	Deep Ocher	Not even the Aureole can match your obsession with empty space.
	Curia Balm	I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN HE USED THE EIGHT LEAVES ONE BLADE STYLE!
	Celestial Balm	Abandon all hope, ye who open me.
	Tearal Balm	Mafia, assassins, corrupt politicians, and a durg-dealing cult. Hell of a day, eh?
	All sepith ×200	Is that a bulge of sepith in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
	EP Charge II	An evil, unassuming-looking, middle-aged scholar? In MY Trails game?! ...It's more likely than you think.
	All sepith ×200	Music trivia: The Sun Fort's music is a joint effort. Momiyama composed it, while Sonoda and Unisuga rearranged and fine-tuned it. Codename: XS065UP.
	S-Tablet	Fun fact: Trails in the Sky was actually the second arc of the series. The first was Trails of Oregon for DOS.
	Ares Greaves	Monsters: Zan Su ×2, Prairie Bat ×4
		If you grind your teeth in an RPG, do they get stronger?
	Curia Balm	Every time you open a chest, Aidios sheds a tear. Think about it.
	Proxy Puppet	If you think about it, a chest is just a barrier between you and what's inside. Not like that's stopping you!
	EP Charge II	I came here from Liberl to hide from a bracer couple that kept looting my fri-- YOU TWO!
	Lost Campbell	Monsters: Zan Su ×2, Prairie Bat ×4
		Ever wonder why Elie uses a gun? She'd rather Elie-minate the monsters than take any chances.
Second Stratum	Evergreen	To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!
	Harmonia Boots	Monsters: Hellhound ×4
		Lloyd and friends can get over barriers, but they sure can't get over stealing from treasure chests.
	Curia Balm	If I were a trader, how much would my Hay be Worth? Do you think I could Renne a business off of it?
	Tearal Balm	Apparently, Arios has been thinking of challenging Cassius Bright to a duel. If you ask me, he should just stay in his McLaine.
	Defender	Monsters: Hellhound ×4
		Detective Bannings... TEAR. DOWN. THIS. BARRIER.
	EP Charge II	You know there's no achievement for reading all of these, right?
	Celestial Balm	Just how badly do you have to screw up cooking a Sincere Lunchbox for it to become a Prank Box, anyway?
Third Stratum	10,000 mira	Inside are unholy words written in blood: 'Crossbell when?' You etch 'Crossbell win!' below it.
	Sigma Drive	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		Did you know? Fifty percent of the time, Randy's the greatest all the time!
	10,000 mira	How Can Miras Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
	All sepith ×200	Someone stored Gnosis inside me and next thing I knew, I was in this cell.
	Florentin	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		Chief Roberts has been pulling strings to have Crossbell rename the Geofront the 'Tiofront'. Would the dev team have to change their name, too?
	Tearal Balm	Drei... Zwei... Eins...! And magically appears...null.
	Attack 3	The chest has been stricken with the 'Curse of Kiseki'. Sadly, nothing else will come out of it for years.
	EP Charge II	I'm a well-known gambler among chest folk. You can call me Gambler Jack-in-the-Box.
	Passionate Rouge	It was the chest of times, it was the worst of times...
	Curia Balm	I expected nothing, and I'm still disappointed.
	Curia Balm	Found nothing. Can't hold any more, so left it behind.
	Celestial Balm	You discover all of Anton's old love letters. After reading one, you can't bring yourself to read the others.
	Still Blue	I did my job. Now you do yours.
	Water & Ice	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		My Chestelle... Your innards have grime like old gum. - Treasua
	Astraia	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		How can Estelle spin her staff so fast? Because it's a hurry-cane!
	Evade 3	The chest asks if you will take it with you. It wants to see the world, particularly Calvard. Sadly, chests don't make good pets.
	Aurora Dress	Monsters: Sea Moon, Death Moon ×4
		You can argue over who best boy is, but I think we can all agree that Zeit is goodest boy.
	All sepith ×200	This is what I get for opening myself up to others.
	Solar Pendulum	As you gaze at the empty chest, you convince yourself that your friends are the only treasure you'll ever need.
	Meghaduta	You're going to love the sequel. It's called Trails to ZX Advent.
Fourth Stratum	Orion Guard	Monsters: Golden Statue, Rip Throat ×4
		So this is what an existential crisis feels like...
	Tearal Balm	Hello, darkness, my old friend... I've come to be looted again...
	EP Charge II	You grimace in horror at the anatomically correct treasure chest.
	Tearal Balm	If you're looking for self-help books, there's one I recommend called 'Getting Over Barriers'. It's located in the special support section.
	Curia Balm	Just as this chest is hidden in a horrid place, so is treasure hidden in each person, no matter how horrid they seem on the outside.
	Celestial Balm	Give a man a ladder and he'll climb a wall. Give a man companions and he'll protect a city.
	Celestial Balm	You've been demanding it, so here it is. The long-awaited sequel: Trails in the Chest 2! ...What do you mean the game's almost over?
	Celestial Balm	If this was your first playthrough and you were expecting to get the treasure chest achievement just now...yeah. That's only possible in NG+. Sorry.